15 Reasons Why Canada is Better.

1. We can pull off outragious outfits like socks with sandals and neon ski jackets, all with the valid excuse "but it was cold this morning".
2. We're responsible for some of today's greatest innovations like the telephone and the Bieber hair flip.
3. Our tax dollars go towards free health services instead of the White House's new hot tub.
4. We're better at hockey. Deal with it.
5. No one is ever more than a few Km (not miles) for a Tim Horton's, unless you're in Northern Ontario. And if you find yourself up there, you don't deserve the last timbit anyway
6. Because we are a constiitutional monarchy, we are still under the Queen's reign. Therefore, when the Royal marriage fails, there is still hope for the rest of us (Dibs).
7. We may have a high percentage of obesity, but it's okay because there is enough room for all of us.
8. We have the most coast line in the world. And that means more beaches.
9. Our students actually know where Canada is on a map, and the USA for that matter.
10. Our abundance of snow days.
11. We humour Quebec's tamtrums in order to maintain our prized possession; the poutine.
12. Where else can you experiance all four seasons of weather in one day?
13. We add the letter "U" to everything possible...colour, humour, favourite...moouse.
14. We can claim ownership when it comes to the greats, like Terry Fox, Wayne Gretzky and Avril.
15. Degrassi covered all your controversial topics before One Tree Hill was even conceived.